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I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Jelly
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random pathetic excuse
the heat death of the universe
feminism
electrical engineering
the influence of the Mafia
Richard Dawkins
how to make decent pastry
wildfires
alien life
fibre optics
fluid dynamics
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