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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Jelly
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
famous authors of the nineteenth century
politics
the Easter bunny
amazing investment opportunities
the influence of the Mafia
lyme disease
feminism
wildfires
prison overpopulation
molecular biology
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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