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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Jelly
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the ageing population
handbags
Bitcoin
bank interest rates
...sentient creatures
hair loss
alien life
electrical engineering
this amazing sponge recipe
artificial intelligence
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Dan
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