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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles about …

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frisbees modern cryptography skiing technique peace in the Middle East the merits of pineapple on pizza the Monty Hall problem prison overpopulation socialism ancient Greek mythology the neighbour's hedge

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