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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Dr
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Brexit
climate change
prison overpopulation
Richard Dawkins
astrophysics
democracy
biodiversity
mineralogy
airport flight paths
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.