Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rock ⚫️ Misty about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

...foreign policy Donald Trump the birds and the bees self-driving cars skiing technique ...sentient creatures HDMI cables chronic alcoholism socialism the merits of pineapple on pizza

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