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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Mrs
Cuddles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
handbags
the history of
how to make decent pastry
the Easter bunny
artificial intelligence
prison overpopulation
information theory
black holes
quantum physics
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Dan
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