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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Buddy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the surveillance state
frisbees
mineralogy
information theory
the heat death of the universe
cytology
theoretical linguistics
black holes
the merits of pineapple on pizza
the neighbour's hedge
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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