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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Daisy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
alien life
Brexit
climate change
self-driving cars
prison overpopulation
crystallography
the Monty Hall problem
taxation
Bitcoin
handbags
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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