Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rock ⚫️ Ms Stink about …

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the war on drugs ancient Greek mythology self-driving cars Brexit Game of Thrones my use of offensive language pedicures plastic pollution molecular biology the merits of pineapple on pizza

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