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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rock ⚫️ Alfie about …

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the merits of pineapple on pizza game theory self-driving cars my use of offensive language HDMI cables earthquakes bank interest rates the surveillance state this amazing sponge recipe how to make decent pastry

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