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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Voldemort
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
black holes
renewable energy
alien life
the ageing population
prison overpopulation
cytology
frisbees
squirrels
equal rights
peace in the Middle East
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.