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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles about …

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public relations the neighbour's hedge the Monty Hall problem high speed rail the Kama Sutra chronic alcoholism earthquakes pedicures game theory ...sentient creatures

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