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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Worf
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the ageing population
chronic alcoholism
renewable energy
metallurgy
high speed rail
Buddha
...sentient creatures
voting demographics
taxation
the surveillance state
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.