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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Bob
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
politics
democracy
hair loss
chronic alcoholism
black holes
biodiversity
Brexit
amazing investment opportunities
Latin poetry
the war on drugs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.