Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rock ⚫️ Rex about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

my use of offensive language the heat death of the universe pedicures electrical engineering chronic alcoholism the Kama Sutra prison overpopulation black holes hair loss climate change

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