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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles about …

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famous authors of the nineteenth century ...foreign policy wildfires feminism Santa Claus the neighbour's hedge discrete mathematics squirrels peace in the Middle East the Easter bunny

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