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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Minnie
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
politics
skiing technique
fashion
black holes
earthquakes
feminism
information theory
the neighbour's hedge
the influence of the Mafia
yoga
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.