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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Geoffrey
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
building regulations
Donald Trump
wildfires
public relations
quantum physics
my use of offensive language
the war on drugs
prison overpopulation
Brexit
artificial intelligence
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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