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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Geoffrey
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hair loss
information theory
airport flight paths
Latin poetry
plastic pollution
neuroanatomy
the surveillance state
Brexit
taxation
peace in the Middle East
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.