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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Peanut
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
renewable energy
airport flight paths
ancient Greek mythology
feminism
HDMI cables
yoga
taxation
the history of
Santa Claus
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.