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I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Rufus
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
wildfires
voting demographics
metallurgy
mineralogy
Brexit
the influence of the Mafia
democracy
Buddha
Richard Dawkins
politics
Privacy policy
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Dan
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