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I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Ms
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random pathetic excuse
molecular biology
trigonometry
self-driving cars
the ageing population
frisbees
how to make decent pastry
the Monty Hall problem
neuroanatomy
game theory
quantum physics
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