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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Mrs
Cuddles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
climate change
pedicures
squirrels
game theory
fluid dynamics
skiing technique
politics
self-driving cars
frisbees
the Monty Hall problem
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Dan
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