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I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Mr
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random pathetic excuse
famous authors of the nineteenth century
climate change
democracy
game theory
Donald Trump
the history of
earthquakes
the merits of pineapple on pizza
ancient Greek mythology
theoretical linguistics
Privacy policy
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Dan
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