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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Millie
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the Easter bunny
feminism
plastic pollution
crystallography
the ageing population
earthquakes
alien life
Brexit
this amazing sponge recipe
electrical engineering
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.