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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Molly
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
socialism
cytology
Santa Claus
politics
modern cryptography
building regulations
how to make decent pastry
Richard Dawkins
the ageing population
renewable energy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.