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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Molly
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the history of
hair loss
black holes
cytology
socialism
the Monty Hall problem
mineralogy
the heat death of the universe
biodiversity
squirrels
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Dan
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