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I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Bella
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random pathetic excuse
the surveillance state
socialism
quantum physics
climate change
black holes
Santa Claus
the Monty Hall problem
how to make decent pastry
high speed rail
electrical engineering
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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