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I was talking to my pet
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Voldemort
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
socialism
airport flight paths
feminism
pedicures
astrophysics
black holes
plastic pollution
my use of offensive language
metallurgy
wildfires
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Dan
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