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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Trotsky
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
astrophysics
skiing technique
high speed rail
voting demographics
the neighbour's hedge
Buddha
antibiotic resistant bacteria
frisbees
democracy
fibre optics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.