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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
Spock
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
voting demographics
discrete mathematics
earthquakes
the influence of the Mafia
the Monty Hall problem
this amazing sponge recipe
information theory
socialism
lyme disease
the Kama Sutra
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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