Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet tarantula 🕷 Bob about …

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prison overpopulation the surveillance state the heat death of the universe Donald Trump discrete mathematics wildfires squirrels antibiotic resistant bacteria the Easter bunny renewable energy

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