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I was talking to my pet
tarantula 🕷
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
skiing technique
voting demographics
prison overpopulation
peace in the Middle East
handbags
Brexit
squirrels
Game of Thrones
climate change
...foreign policy
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Dan
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