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I was talking to my pet
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Rt Hon
Sparkles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
trigonometry
this amazing sponge recipe
Latin poetry
the surveillance state
amazing investment opportunities
astrophysics
the Monty Hall problem
antibiotic resistant bacteria
...foreign policy
plastic pollution
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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