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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
mouse 🐁
Simba
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
information theory
handbags
frisbees
building regulations
Santa Claus
Brexit
this amazing sponge recipe
pedicures
fibre optics
climate change
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.