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I was talking to my pet
mouse 🐁
Professor
Stink
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the Kama Sutra
the war on drugs
artificial intelligence
this amazing sponge recipe
information theory
the neighbour's hedge
democracy
famous authors of the nineteenth century
building regulations
handbags
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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