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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
mouse 🐁
Mrs
Stink
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
mineralogy
my use of offensive language
...foreign policy
molecular biology
famous authors of the nineteenth century
electrical engineering
prison overpopulation
bank interest rates
the influence of the Mafia
the ageing population
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.