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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
mouse 🐁
Poppy
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
hair loss
airport flight paths
smart home gadgetry
electrical engineering
equal rights
peace in the Middle East
black holes
the Kama Sutra
democracy
the war on drugs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.