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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
mouse 🐁
Pennywise
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
climate change
Donald Trump
skiing technique
feminism
...foreign policy
Latin poetry
plastic pollution
Bitcoin
the neighbour's hedge
modern cryptography
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.