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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
mouse 🐁
Kirk
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Brexit
Santa Claus
metallurgy
plastic pollution
squirrels
black holes
voting demographics
the surveillance state
lyme disease
astrophysics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.