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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
mouse 🐁
Picard
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
pedicures
building regulations
prison overpopulation
neuroanatomy
fairies
democracy
fashion
socialism
the war on drugs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.