Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Roxy
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
democracy
the surveillance state
alien life
the history of
wildfires
Donald Trump
fashion
electrical engineering
molecular biology
famous authors of the nineteenth century
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.