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I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Piper
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
electrical engineering
alien life
voting demographics
public relations
my use of offensive language
information theory
airport flight paths
how to make decent pastry
high speed rail
antibiotic resistant bacteria
Privacy policy
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Dan
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