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I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Piper
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
handbags
HDMI cables
skiing technique
Richard Dawkins
the Kama Sutra
my use of offensive language
hair loss
...foreign policy
the history of
Donald Trump
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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