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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Maya about …

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the influence of the Mafia the merits of pineapple on pizza chronic alcoholism the Kama Sutra lyme disease voting demographics socialism Donald Trump trigonometry the Easter bunny

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