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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Stella
about
the history of
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Finnish
Northern Irish
Italian
Togolese
Senegalese
South Sudanese
Ethiopian
Nepalese
Barbadian
Panamanian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.