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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Gus about …

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astrophysics my use of offensive language Buddha modern cryptography democracy antibiotic resistant bacteria the birds and the bees fluid dynamics the merits of pineapple on pizza hair loss

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