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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Champ
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
electrical engineering
bank interest rates
feminism
molecular biology
chronic alcoholism
HDMI cables
Latin poetry
biodiversity
the Kama Sutra
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.