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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Oscar
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lyme disease
game theory
electrical engineering
the neighbour's hedge
trigonometry
plastic pollution
skiing technique
the ageing population
the surveillance state
Buddha
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.