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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Rt Hon
Wibble
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
raccoon 🦝
koala 🐨
pigeon
blackbird
crow
swan 🦢
squirrel
goose
mouse 🐁
coot
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