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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Ms
Wibble
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fluid dynamics
yoga
the Kama Sutra
feminism
Santa Claus
equal rights
the heat death of the universe
the history of
bank interest rates
taxation
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.