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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble about …

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amazing investment opportunities Donald Trump fairies pedicures Santa Claus Brexit ancient Greek mythology the war on drugs ...sentient creatures antibiotic resistant bacteria

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