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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble about …

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...sentient creatures quantum physics Richard Dawkins electrical engineering my use of offensive language high speed rail the war on drugs peace in the Middle East Santa Claus building regulations

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