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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy about …

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the merits of pineapple on pizza Donald Trump bank interest rates fibre optics democracy Bitcoin theoretical linguistics smart home gadgetry ...foreign policy the war on drugs

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